Life with a three year old is, well, if you have a three year old you know I'm trying to say. Let's just say there is no such thing as the "Terrible Twos" because once you hit three, you'll completely understand.
More on this subject later.
However, this kid gets smarter by the second and catches on to a lot more than he ever has in the past. Therefore I thought it'd be fun to share some of his hilarious moments and stories as they happen because:
A. I'll have a journal of all his embarrassing childhood memories that I can throw out there when he starts dating.
B. I have something to look back and laugh at when I'm at the end of the rope with him.
C. Everyone needs a good laugh every once in awhile.
So here's today's installment of Cohen's Words of Wisdom...
Tonight as we are taking a bath, Cohen and I are taking about when I was in the hospital with Lola. This is something he will talk about quite often because he really didn't like the fact that I was away from him for four straight days. Bless his heart.
Cohen: When I was born, I was in the hospital with you Mama, right?
Me: Yes you were. Just like I was when I had Lola. But you didn't want to come out of mommy's tummy. It was too nice and cozy in there for you.
Cohen: Like Lola was in your tummy? (points to his belly button)
Me: Yup. Remember when Mama had a big belly with Baby Sissy? But now it's gone and Baby Sissy is here with us!
Cohen: How'd she come out? Like this? (makes a loud farting noise)
Me: Sure. I just tooted her out.
Cohen: (rips a toot) Sorry Mom, I just let my baby out.
That child always keeps me on my toes.